Quick reference
Combat achievements measure different events: full health after a low-health state, a short boss kill, round-average damage, a two-second kill window or maximum Poison stacks.
- Not Today
- Below 10 HP, then full health.
- DPS objectives
- Round average above 10,000 or 100,000.
- Crowd Control
- 200 kills inside two seconds.
- Express Service
- Defeat a boss within five seconds.
What to do
- Identify whether the objective measures a state, average or short window.
- Arrange the required recovery or support before attempting it.
- Inspect mode and protection requirements for the chosen encounter.
Useful equipment and guides
Not Today: recover after falling below 10 HP
Arrange health recovery before attempting the low-health condition. Shield Generator restores armor, so it does not replace the required health recovery. Health Kit returns part of the damage after an uninterrupted interval; repeated hits restart its recovery.
Syringe provides chance-based life steal on marked attacks at the cost of half the maximum HP. If using that route, confirm the marked attack can hit and leave space to avoid another attack while healing. Complete the recovery to the current maximum health; a partial heal after qualifying damage does not finish the condition.
Express Service: a boss within five seconds
Prepare damage and support before entering the encounter. A weapon with an empty magazine or an inactive selector can waste the short window. Protected HQ phases still require their objectives; extra damage does not bypass the slime-tube mechanic.
Use the weapon comparison for the firing-cycle constraints and the HQ guide for protection mechanics.
Mowing the Lawn and Wood Chipper
These require round-average DPS above 10,000 and 100,000 respectively. A short peak above the threshold is not the same measurement. Improve repeated attack coverage, on-hit effects and reload time across the run, then inspect the round result.
Crossbow can repeat on-hit effects on lodged bolts when activated. Battery supplies one such effect, while Walking Shoes supplies an activation route. Each connection has to remain valid after upgrading the bag.
Crowd Control and Toxic Relationship
Crowd Control requires 200 kills inside a two-second window. Clearing 200 enemies slowly or accumulating the number across a map does not meet that condition. A crowded wave and sufficient area coverage must coincide; avoid creating a crowd that the current build cannot escape.
For Toxic Relationship, the target must live long enough to accumulate the maximum Poison stacks. If every target dies to the initial hit, additional Poison does not have time to stack. Secret Sauce also disables marked Food, so keep it away from Special Banana and The Carver’s Grin.
For Threatening and Meet and Greet, use Reaper preparation. Reaching a player level of 100 is different from reaching threat 100.
Sources
Last updated 2026-11-02.
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